7/20/09 @ US Cellular Field

Let’s get the 2nd half rolling, shall we…??


I had spotted this date on the calendar a few months ago.  The defending A.L. champion Tampa Bay Rays were going to be in Chicago to play the south-siders on a Monday night.

I circled the date.

A good friend of mine, Jamil, was taking the trek with me.

We jumped on a train headed to downtown Chicago and before we knew it, we were in “The Windy City.”

This would be my 4th trip to “the Cell” this season. 
My 2009 U.S. Cellular Field stats:

  • 5/19 = 8 baseballs
  • 6/1   = 1 baseball (rain)
  • 6/2   = 9 baseballs

For all you math majors, that’s a 6 ball average…right on par with my current season average.


When we arrived at the ballpark, we immediately went to the ticket windows to purchase our seats (as you may or may not know, select tickets are 1/2 price every Monday night).

“Two 1/2 price bleacher seats, please,” I said confidently.

“All we have are upper reserved,” the ticket rep responded.


Turns out it was Italian night or something.  All tickets were 1/2 price! 

Great.  Just great.  There goes my batting practice. 

For those planning a trip to see the White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field:  you must have a lower level ticket to be able to access the bleachers for Batting Practice.

So, we sat by the home plate entrance and waited for a few ticket sellers/scalpers to show up.
They never came.

5:15 pm rolled around and we had to make a decision.  Either buy upper reserved and HOPE we could access the bleachers
get back on the train, drink some beer and go home.

I decided we would take a chance and buy the upper reserved (total nosebleed).
After the tickets were purchased (for $9.50 each), we jumped in line.

When the gates opened, we went up the ramp and approached the security guard that was checking tickets/granting access to the lower level.

As luck would have it, he recognized me from ESPN and granted me access.
Are you kidding me?!?!

Shortly after the gates opened, the left field bleachers were crowded.
Take a look…

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…it got much worse.

There was another challenge…

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…the sun is brutal at “the Cell.”
See all the people shielding their eyes??

No worries.  I had a secret weapon to beat the crowds and the sun…the glove trick.

I was about to have a glove-trick party. 

The 1st thing I did when I ran into the left field bleachers was to scan the moat that’s positioned between the 1st row of seats and the left field wall.

What did I see??  A lonely baseball lying down there yet to be claimed.

But, wait…there’s more!

I quickly lowered the glove trick and had my 1st ball on the day.

Check this **** out…

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…sweet Mother of God!
An absolute perfect World Baseball Classic ball.

The White Sox are using WBC balls??  Holy hell!!

I was not finished.

A quick peek into the Sox bullpen in left field…

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…oh yeah!

BALL #2 and BALL #3 were waiting for me. 

What was even better?? 
#2 was another WBC ball!

What was even better than that??
#3 was given away to a nearby kid standing with his Dad.

A closer look at the two (2) WBC balls snagged…

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…as you can see, they were perfectly white.  Only marred by the ridiculous “PRACTICE” stamp. 

I hate that stamp.

By the time I had reeled in those three, the Rays had already begun to hit.  I found a spot in the 2nd row where I could stand and actually have enough room to itch my asssss. 
That is where I would make my biggest error on the season.

With Jamil as my witness, I had a Longoria BP homer ricochet off the end of my glove. 
It was a combination of three things I tell you:

  • sun
  • bad footwork
  • white men can’t jump

    ****!!  That sucked.

It was a good thing I still had the secret weapon. 

Before BP was over, I managed to glove-trick three more balls out of the Sox bullpen, bringing my total on the day up to six (6).

BALL #6 was given to an adult.  Yeah, you read that right.  An adult. 
Earlier, the guy had that very same ball bounce off his bare hands only to have it drop into the pen.
At first, I asked him if he had any kids.  He was slow to respond which meant, “no.”

It didn’t matter.  I gave it to him, anyway. 
He had been overly cool about letting me into the aisle above where the baseballs had been lying.  Besides, he and his wife said I was awesome.  What more do you need? 

Toward the end of Batting Practice, I noticed Rays reliever Randy Choate limp-wristed one toward the front row.  It fell short and fell into the moat…
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…oh, darn.

After BP, I went over to the spot where I could recall the ball had landed…
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…there it was.
(The above picture was taken by leaning way over the fence and aiming my camera underneath me and the fence.  That ball could not be seen by simply looking st
raight down)

To get it, I would have to swing the glove underneath the platform and knock it back out so it would be directly below me.

Surprisingly efficient, it took me two swings to get it into position.  Another 5 seconds and BALL #7 was mine.

7 balls snagged…all via the glove trick.  Sweet.

Hey Zack…if you’re reading this, what’s your single-game record for glove-tricks??
Just curious.

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…we were having a good time.

We took a stroll, ending up over at the Rays pen. 
Just in time to see this young stud take his warm-up pitches…
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…David freakin’ Price.

That guy is a stud.

The stadium was packed, so, we wandered around.
After consuming over $50 in concessions (between the two of us), we ended up behind the plate by the 9th inning.

I was going to try to make it 8 balls on the day.

For those who plan on visiting “The Cell,” the ump entrance/exit is located below…

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…through the gate and up that tunnel.

Home Plate umpire Mike Reilly wanted to keep his balls, though. 

No problem. 

Our night was over.

The five baseballs I took home…

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…which reminds me-I have to set a couple aside for Jamil’s two boys.

One final picture taken on the train-ride home…

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…apparently, we were not the only ones who had a fun day.


  • 7 total balls 7/20/09

7 device



4/7/09   = 5   baseballs
4/8/09   = 10 baseballs
4/9/09   = 10 baseballs
4/10/09 = 3   baseballs
4/11/09 = 5   baseballs
4/12/09 = 5   baseballs
4/13/09 = 11 baseballs
4/14/09 = 6   baseballs
4/21/09 = 5   baseballs
4/27/09 = 15 baseballs
4/28/09 = 9   baseballs
4/30/09 = 4   baseballs
5/01/09 = 7   baseballs
5/02/09 = 4   baseballs
5/08/09 = 11 baseballs
5/09/09 = 1   lousy ball
5/12/09 = 14 baseballs
5/13/09 = 12 baseballs
5/19/09 = 8   baseballs
5/22/09 = 3   baseballs
5/23/09 = 2   baseballs
5/26/09 = 3   baseballs
5/29/09 = 6   baseballs
5/30/09 = 5   baseballs
6/01/09 = 1   baseball
6/02/09 = 9   baseballs
6/09/09 = 4   baseballs
6/10/09 = 0   baseballs
6/11/09 = 2   baseballs
6/12/09 = 9   baseballs
6/23/09 = 6   baseballs
6/24/09 = 9   baseballs
6/26/09 = 9   baseballs
6/27/09 = 4   baseballs
6/29/09 = 3   baseballs
6/30/09 = 5   baseballs
7/07/09 = 6   baseballs
7/10/09 = 3   baseballs
7/20/09 = 7   baseballs

241 baseballs (39 games)
6.18 average per game

ONE LAST NOTE:  Through a connection of mine, I’m now off to meet a celebrity who happens to be a big baseball fan.  He got a few backstage passes for my wife and I.

Here’s a few hints…

  • he’s an “IDOL”ized musician 
  • he was raised in Missouri
  • now lives in Tulsa, OK
  • performed at the 2009 Home Run Derby
  • is an avid baseball fan who cheers for the K.C. Royals. 

Any guesses or did I give it away????




  1. Txbaseballfan

    Nice job bro! As for your celebrity, yes you gave it away (David Cook) but that’s okay. You deserve to hang with celebs! Those WBC balls are sweet! I almost had 1 in Tx when the Manny-less Dodgers were in town. 7 glove tricked balls is awesome! Keep it up!

  2. gregb123

    Great entry. Love all the glove-trick opportunities. I’m so happy the Sox are using WBC balls for BP. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get my hands on a couple of those babies at the Metrodome next week. (I caught a few of them during the WBC itself this year, but obviously I didn’t count them.)

  3. gregb123

    Oops, that didn’t make sense. The White Sox are gonna be in Minnesota next week and I’ll be there for two of the games with my brand new Carlos Quentin jersey-shirt. I can’t wait.

  4. cookandsonbats

    looks like rollie fingers trimmed up his ‘stache a bit.
    those are some nice WBC balls. seems like the large WBC logo would be enough warning that they are “PRACTICE” balls. i’d imagine most umpires would realize that the regular season isn’t the WBC and wouldn’t throw them into play.

  5. bigglovebob

    I am going to all 3 of the White Sox-Twins games next week so getting a WBC ball would be sweet. Hopefully I will see Greg B there. I remember the sun being brutal at the cell.

  6. happyyoungster

    I made guessing a bit easy, eh?

    Thanks-it was a good show.

    Good luck!

    both keen observations.


    Good luck, Bob. Can’t wait to read all about it.


  7. zackhample

    Whoa! Nice day you had there, and that’s insane about the WBC balls. I managed to get one the other day in Philly, but only because Heath Bell had saved one for me and brought it with him and gave it to me. What’s cooler? Knowing three months in advance that you’re gonna get a certain ball and getting to look forward to it? Or, in your case, being totally surprised by getting the ball? Hard to say. Anyway, I hate to say this, but I’m quite certain I’ve snagged at least eight balls in one game with the glove trick. I didn’t keep a detailed ball log until 2003, so I can’t be sure, but if I had to, I’d bet money that I glove-tricked eight balls on two separate occasions: Once at the Cell (when it was still called Comiskey) in 1998 and then the following year at the Ted. Both of those ballparks have amazing gaps. (Or “moats” if you prefer.) And I remember cleaning UP. Do you think you’re going to reach ball #1,000 this year? Anything special planned? Nice sharing another article with you, this time in Canada. I assume you’ve seen it by now, right? Wow, this is turning into a long comment. I think I’ll end it here.


  8. padreleigh

    Glad to see you got a WBC ball. I got about ten of them this year back in March. It helped that the WBC was in San Diego. I’ve got a bunch of 06 WBC ones too. It’s always nice to get a random ball like that. I caught most of mine though. No glove tricking allowed at PETCO Park. I was curious about something. Do you take a lot of vacation days with the Sheriff’s office? I’m not sure if you remember me telling you, but I was a police officer myself for three years back in the 90’s. Man, I hardly ever had any time off to do anything. We worked alot of 10’s and 12’s and extra details, etc. You seem to be able to get to alot of games as a season ticket holder and go to games on the road and stuff. What shift do you work? Are you on 12’s too? You’re road patrol right>?


  9. happyyoungster

    I had hoped to reach career #1000 this season. Nothing special planned. My main objective for this season was to break 50 career game homers. Now that that has been accomplished, I’m shooting for 55!

    It’s nice to finally have a decent article written, eh?

    How do I get off of work??
    I’m the Happy Youngster, baby!
    Just kidding.
    I requested a transfer to day shift (8 hr. work days) back in January. That opened up my schedule a bit. Trust me-I’m busy. If it’s not subpoenas to court it’s something else.
    I just don’t sleep much!!


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