5/22/09 @ HHH Metrodome

We made the 5hr + trek to the Dome, arriving in the Twin Cities around 2pm.  Our hotel was 7 blocks from the spaceship stadium, so, we made the walk.

Eventually, this was our view…

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Take a look at this little ticket booth located outside of GATE B…

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…GATE B is where we entered.  This put us right into the left field home run porch.


The gates to the stadium opened 2 hrs. before game time.  This was a nice surprise.  I don’t get why all major league teams don’t do this.  Makes no sense to me.

When I did enter the stadium, I was reminded how terrible The Metrodome is for ballhawking.
BIGGLOVEBOB, I feel for you brother.

A few random shots…

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Right field corner…

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…and the retractable right field seats.

Used only for football games at the Dome.





The totally bizarre inflatable roof…

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…I’m willing to bet the fine folks of Minnesota won’t lose any sleep when they move out of this place.

When I entered the stadium, the Twins were on the field.  They weren’t hitting anything into the stands.  They weren’t tossing anything up, either.

I noticed the Brewers pitchers were out in right field warming up, so, I headed over there.

When I arrived, Brewers pitcher JEFF SUPPAN was finishing his warm-up.  I asked him for the baseball and he lobbed it high into the seats, right to me.  I had BALL #1 on the day.  I took a closer look at it-COMMEMORATIVE ball!!  Woohoo!

I made my way back over to left field because the Brewers righties were now in the cage.

The Brewers weren’t tossing many baseballs into the crowds.  They barely noticed we were there, actually.  I don’t get that.  Over the years, I’ve noticed that the players that have more fun with the fans just have more fun in general.  Just my observation.

Anyway, about 20 minutes passed with nothing.  The stands were filled with fans.  It was becoming a challenge.  The Metrodome is a TOUGH place to ballhawk.  Wow.

Eventually, Ryan Braun took his turn and started launching some bombs. 

One was hit high to my right.  I was in deep left-center field.  I ranged to my right about 20 feet and squeezed it on the fly for BALL #2.  Sweet.

Another 20 minutes passed with nothing.  I was in the middle of thanking a higher power for not living in Minneapolis when I noticed something.  A ball was sitting down the left field line about 8 feet out from the wall near the Twins bullpen area.

Since the Brewers weren’t tossing baseballs nor were they hitting baseballs, I decided to go try my luck.

When I arrived, I politely excused myself all the way down to the front row.  The ball was still there, yet to be claimed.  The area was packed with fans.  Before I started to go to work on the ball, I asked anyone in ear shot the following:

“If I can get that ball off the field without stepping onto the field, does anyone think that’s stealing??” 
In a pretty simultaneous response, everyone (and I mean every single person) stated, “no.”

I said, “alright” and went to work. 

After approx. 5-7 seconds, BALL #3 (which had ‘LOOKIN’ SHARP’ written on the sweet spot) was reeled in.  Another 5 seconds and the ball was in possession of a young Brewers fan.

His Mother thanked me.  His Father shook my hand.  People lightly cheered and complete strangers were thanking me.

Wow…good people (strangers) really DO exist. 
(My apologies for being a bit hardened by the past week’s turn of events)

Eventually, the game began.

Here was my view to the right…

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My view to the left…

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…perfect home run territory in left-center field.

Take a look at my view straight ahead…

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…see that chair at the bottom of the steps?  That’s for Twins security to sit in while the game is in progress.  The Minnesota Twins do not allow fans in the first 2 rows.  Most likely due to potential fan interference.  That’s unfortunate…those 1st two rows are right on the wall.

Nothing would be hit my way as the Twins bottled up the Brewers 11-3.  Twins RF Michael Cuddyer hit for the cycle in the process…very cool.  His home run went over my head and to the left by about 15 rows…absolute bomb.  His double was a ground-rule double to the front row 1 section over to my left.  Those would be 2 cool balls to snag.

The two commemorative balls I did manage to snag…

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…very neat logo.

Finals for the day…

HHH Metrodome 5_22_09 032.jpg3 baseballs (2 are shown-1 was given away)




  • total balls 5/22/09


1 batted ball (caught on fly)

1 toss-up ball

1 device



4/7/09   = 5   baseballs
4/8/09   = 10 baseballs
4/9/09   = 10 baseballs
4/10/09 = 3   baseballs
4/11/09 = 5   baseballs
4/12/09 = 5   baseballs
4/13/09 = 11 baseballs
4/14/09 = 6   baseballs
4/21/09 = 5   baseballs
4/27/09 = 15 baseballs
4/28/09 = 9   baseballs
4/30/09 = 4   baseballs
5/01/09 = 7   baseballs
5/02/09 = 4   baseballs
5/08/09 = 11 baseballs
5/09/09 = 1   lousy ball
5/12/09 = 14 baseballs
5/13/09 = 12 baseballs
5/19/09 = 8   baseballs
5/22/09 = 3   baseballs

148 baseballs (20 games)
7.4 average per game







  1. cookandsonbats

    welcome back, Happy. I’m glad you didn’t give up after last week. Anyway, I’m looking forward to my first and last trip to the HHH Metrodome in August. Can you tell me, which section is closer to CF section 100 or section 101? When I bought my tickets in section 100, the website highlighted 100 and 1001, so I am confused which I will be in.

  2. MLBallhawk

    Nick –

    Glad to see you didn’t disappear or give up. People are jacka$$e$ and so are some of the players. Although I haven’t been through the exact same thing we have all dealt with someone getting ********** because of what we did with a ball, what we asked for or whatever.

    The Metrodome is a horrible place to “Hawk”. I was there about 9 years ago. The seats in left field are too steep, the fans there don’t know how to use a glove and if you aren’t paying attention you will get hit with a ball after you lose it in the roof!

    By the way you were even the topic of discussion on a couple of talk shows out here and most of the hosts stuck up for you. One said, “Why would a Major League franchise work that hard to screw a fan when they have less than 10,000 at most of their games”
    Another said “We are talking $100 for 2 bats a ball and some ****** seats to a game later in the year!! Pathetic!!! Shame on the Marlins”

    Good luck and we hope to see you out here in LA sometime this season!!!

    Baseballs 4 MADD
    Major League Ballhawk

  3. puckcollector@optonline.net

    Why are all of your old entries gone? Were you forced to take them down by MLBlogs?

  4. padreleigh

    Hi Nick….

    Was that your first witnessing of a cycle in person? I’ve seen two. Both back at Qualcomm Stadium. Greg Colbrunn on the Dbacks in 2002 and John Olerud on the Mariners in 2001. The Padres have never had a player hit for the cycle. I’m not 100%, but I don’t think we’ve had a visiting player hit for the cycle at PETCO. If we have, then it was a day that I wasn’t there. Glad to see you’re blogging again. I like your entries.


  5. dino535@gmail.com

    Looks like you had a good time there!!! Glad to see ya back Haps!!

    Glove + Ball = 🙂

  6. MLBallhawk

    Happy – Where is the entry from the Cell?? I am still waiting on it!!

    I went to the game Monday in Anaheim and Jim Thome was not the only one to reach a MILESTONE on that night 😉

    Baseballs 4 MADD
    Major League Ballhawk

  7. zackhample

    Those commemorative balls look sweet. The HHH dome is a rough place. I only got 9 balls total in two games there back in ’99 so I’m very much looking forward to the new ballpark, chilly weather and all.

  8. rockymountainway

    Hey Happy,

    I’ll be looking for you the first part of June when the Rockies are in brewtown. The bright yellow shirt right? Lol tough to miss, hope you are at the games man. Got back from Turner Field the other day. You would be in your glory hawking as nobody there besides a few ten-year-olds goes for balls and you got plenty of space to roam in the outfield. Keep it rockin.

  9. happyyoungster

    It’s great to be back.

    Sec. 101 is closer to centerfield than Sec. 100.
    It’s right in the power alley-a perfect place.

    Thanks for the support.

    I took them down due to the internet cowboys running rampant.

    Wise words.

    I saw Chad Moeller do it back in ’04. Always a treat to see history.

    Thanks! I will not miss the dome.

    The Twins have them in the bucket. Good luck!

    Great to be back.

    #1 is cool.

    Thanks for all the support. Good luck getting that HHH ball!

    Congratulations, sir, on the big 100.

    That place just sucks-no doubt.

    I plan on being there. Look forward to meeting you.


  10. Txbaseballfan

    Hey Nick —
    Stupid question. How can I find out the names of the umpires at the games I go to? Just so I can call them by their name. Thanks brotha!

  11. Elizabeth D

    I’m glad you were able to get some balls! I think I’m going to try to go to the bullpen because it seems like it’s not too hard to get balls from the pitchers. I’m excited to go to a bunch of games this summer! Once again very kind of you to give the ball to a kid.

  12. happyyoungster


    The doors open 1 1/2 hrs. prior on weeknights and 2 hrs. prior on weekends.

    Sorry for the delay, I will check it out.
    As far as the umps, do one of two things: Either listen to the PA announcer and watch the scoreboard before the start of the game OR do what I do. Go to this site and print off the complete ump roster. Look up their number and BAM! You have your home plate ump!
    Here’s the address:

    Hope this helps!

    Bullpens are good for balls-keep up the good work!


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